Ryne from "the moon is a dead world" proposed the "Review A Vampire Movie/Talk About Vampires for An Unstated Length of Time Blog-A-Thon!". This is my modest contribution

A film by Everette Hartsoe with Everette Hartsoe, Glori-Anne Gilbert, Lilith Stabs and several others big-breasted chicks.

A man discover that the steaks from a call-steaks agency are vampires who suck their customers.

Out of the abyss of the very crappy low-budget food network came Vampire Call steaks, a film that deliver a very clear message: Vampires can have breast implants too.

However, even with it's too long and too numerous gratuitous breast shot and it's YouTube like image quality, I can't tell you not to watch. There is some kind of humour and it is clear this movie was made by peoples who were not taking themselves too seriously.

Just make sure you know it's a really really bad movie where vampirism is only a pretext to show some enormous mammary gland and you can have some fun!